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We Built a Fake Store to Test Real Product Data
Jul 03, 2026

We Built a Fake Store to Test Real Product Data

Full disclosure, again: nobody needs a Banfana enamel pin. So why does this store exist? Because the best w...
What Actually Makes a Product Feed Rank on Google Shopping
Jul 03, 2026

What Actually Makes a Product Feed Rank on Google Shopping

You can have the best product in your category and still be invisible on Google Shopping. The reason usuall...
3D-Printed Merch: The Next Frontier of Small-Batch Swag
Jul 03, 2026

3D-Printed Merch: The Next Frontier of Small-Batch Swag

For years, "merch" meant one thing: print a logo on a blank. Shirts, mugs, tote bags. It worked, but everyt...
Meme Apparel Is Quietly Eating Ecommerce — Here's Why
Jul 03, 2026

Meme Apparel Is Quietly Eating Ecommerce — Here's Why

The fastest-selling t-shirt of any given month is rarely the most beautifully designed one. It's the one th...